“Give me one reason why I should stay with you.”
He replied “I’ll give you fifty nine!
When you talk to me and I seem like I’m not paying attention to what you say, you’re probably right, I was counting fifty nine eye lashes on your left eye.
When you yell at me and I don’t yell back, I was giving you fifty nine excuses for your anger with me and justified them all.
When you don’t like how much I work, I was thinking of our fifty ninth anniversary and how I would give you another fifty nine in a heartbeat.
Speaking of heartbeats, I remember counting yours as you sleep, and how you’re in perfect sync with the clock, sixty beats per minute. So I measured my own heart and noticed it was exactly like yours except for the last one as it skips one beat for you.
Can you give me one excuse why you should leave?”